Believe it or not, there are some landscapers who should wear shirts.
Blue period over…..
I think my blue period is over. It’s become 5 different colors, all of which are not cute.
I love this so much that it’s retarded.,
I know that fortune
Is waiting to be kind
So give me your hand
Say you’ll be mine
I’m So Happy. I Wish You Were Too.
You text me once a month like we’re old pals…and we are. Til you ask “Are you still with him?” and I say “Yepper.” And then it’s past your bedtime and good night.
I feel sorry that you’re sad. I feel bad that you have regret.
But I cant love you any more because you couldnt love me the way I needed you to. You threw me away.
I only put you down.
True Life: I Randomly Hear The Word “Hotdog”
I just laughed loud & long in line at Subway. I totally thought the guy on front of me said he wanted “hotdogs” on his pizza sub.
Turns out he said “jalapeños” and I look crazy.
Eep!
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Me too, bears!
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Anonymous asked: yes you angel face who else would make me say such a thing?
Oh Anon… You say the sweetest things.
